Whole Grain

spaghetti + peanut butter + jelly = yum-O!

This is going to be the coolest party EVA!!!!

If you are noticing me of your arrival. Don't tell me you're coming on Friday January 29th, 2009. That's just plain confusing.

To Whom It May Concern

In reference to "CS"

"I saw her profile picture and now I can't unsee it"-Corbeen

Sometimes I truly wonder about Joel (hp psc 1315xl). It must be so difficult leading a triple life.

Honestly, if I walk into cellular biology and hear about weak non-covalent bonds AGAIN, I will drink a glass of vinegar laced with arsenic including a pickled egg at the bottom.

Mr. Cicada

If the career fair was a person, I would kill it.

My friend made me a noose and I am planing on using it around 6pm next Tuesday night.....wouldn't you?

Clubbin

What if you literally ripped up the dance floor? It would then turn from seductive to sadistic.

I hate the taste of stale water, it is truly disgusting.

On my first day as a vegan I have eaten:
2 bananas
1/2 grapefruit
roasted potatoes, carrots and garlic
peanut butter sandwich
graham crackers
apples and cinnamon oatmeal with soy milk

Pickle?

This is going to be a sweet midget week.
I can feel it.

Spongebob was caressing my papercut. It was rather superficial.

Blogworthy? Probably not.

I haven't had a bloody nose for quite a while. 

Do you care for someone because you love them, or do you love them because you care for them?

*We know nothing about Euthyphro except what we can gather from this dialogue. He is obviously a professional priest who considers himself and expert on ritual.*

Random Variable

I put a glass of milk underneath a blue chair today, just to see if they would get along. 

Just a thought, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a microscope? 

(my statistics professor always wears very stylish clothes)

Lightbulb

I often think of things while walking around, with no access to a pen and paper to write them down. Wouldn't it be cool if I could save that piece of thought in my mind. That way, I could access it at a later date, when needed. 

Is this memory?

Side note: my grandma wants to get facebook and I will refuse until I die not to add her. 

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I DID NOT WATCH THE INAUGURATION!!!! 

now that's clarified.....I am debating on buying the 1000 sheet 1-ply or the smaller 2-ply rolls. The roll of 1-ply has lasted me since Jan. 12th, which is pretty damn good for a roll of toilet paper. 

Also, I lied today (but it was insignificant)

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I killed myself before every exam last semester. I shot myself and slit my own wrists...but I did NOT jump into a swimming pool with a toaster in it (that was plugged in, of course).